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The Plebeian
For casual users who can't commit
10 messages per day
Basic roasting quota
Text-only chat
Standard brutality mode
No proof required
Keep lying to yourself
Image upload
Premium only
Voice roasting
Coming soon to premium
Shame notifications
Coming soon to premium
The Masochist
For those who want the full experience
~88% profit margin • Cancel anytime
Unlimited messages
No daily limits, roast away
Proof of Work (Vision)
Upload images for brutal analysis
Priority processing
Faster response times
Conversation history
Never forget your failures
Panic Button (Voice)
Live audio roasting on demand
Shame Notifications
Push alerts when you fail
Frequently Asked Questions
Can I cancel anytime?
Yes. You can cancel your subscription at any time. We won't beg you to stay. If you can't handle the truth, that's your problem.
What payment methods do you accept?
Credit/debit cards via LemonSqueezy. Secure, simple, no excuses.
Is my data private?
Yes. Your conversations and images are processed securely. We don't sell your data. Your failures are yours alone.
What's the refund policy?
If you're not satisfied within the first 7 days, we'll refund you. But honestly, if you can't handle brutal honesty, that's on you.
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